Top 10 oral/anal-stage fetishes of 2006 (to date)
FY 06: prognosis positive
10. Anything mochi with a Metamucil® chaser (a perennial favorite)
9. The new and improved Crest Spinbrush ™
8. Brushing my teeth very slowly, as if being watched
7. Sending risqué Gmail invitations to all those who thought they forgot me
6. Volvelles
5. Auto-erotic asphyxiation with San-X plushies
4. Katamari Damacy
3. Eating only half the box of macaroni and cheese
2. People with GERD
1. Covering my nakedness with [your choice of] antacid tablets
posted at 11:49 PM
5 Comments:
As usual, what are you talking about?
Kurt, you of all persons should understand what a "Top 10 List" is. And you of all persons should understand what a fetish is. It's not that complicated.
Mine
1. mochi
2. mochi
3. mochi
4. mochi
5. mochi
6. mochi with chocolate
7. mochi
8. mochi
9. mochi
10. mochi
Lisa,
Speaking for the other fans of your site, subservientlisa.com, we have the following command for you: brush faster.
i haert mochi.
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