Friday, July 07, 2006

Der Sommer in Deutschland, ist nich der Früling für Hitler heutzutagen

Despite certain alarming curbs on the freedom of hate speech which I have just now discovered that I take entirely for granted, there are at least three ways in which Germany has proven (to me) to be superior to the United States of America. Who knew?

Eins: Respect for the life choices and convenience of the individual, as evidenced by the many neighborhood cigarette vending machines.


Zwei: Appreciation of modern industrial design, including highly advanced toast technology.


Drei: Enthusiasm for the human body and its every need and function.


Ja! Alles klar, der Kommissar!

5 Comments:

Blogger Kurt said...

Eins: their traditional Christmas markets are beautiful.

Zwei: The trains run on time.

Drei: They haven't gassed anyone in over 60 years!

8:28 PM  
Blogger Karima said...

Hello....do I need to state the obvious?? They worship and appreciate David Hasselhoff while most Americans don't see his potential. That is reason enough.

11:38 PM  
Blogger Frankkumon said...

Zis blog entry has grown tiresome.

Liebe meine abschmenkee!

12:39 PM  
Blogger laura r. said...

don't forget the kinder eggs!!!

3:02 PM  
Blogger Lisa H. said...

Thank you for the reminder Laura - it's so easy to lose sight of the important things, even in Germany.

4:44 AM  

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