J'accuse - Je refuse!

In protest, I am refusing to post until my friends and family begin calling me again. I'm pretty sure you can think of something to say that won't depress me further, and/or which hasn't already been mentioned in my blog.
To start you off, some possible topics could include:
-My sinus infection
-That BEK cartoon in last week's New Yorker
-Books we like
-How's my cat?
-Recently featured on Leonard Lopate/UPN News Rundown (for New Yorkers only)
-Recipe exchange
-Most recent episode of The O.C.
-☟to Condoleezza Rice, Ariel Sharon, or Adam Gopnik
-Politics, excluding Iraq and domestic policy (boring!)
-Mediocre celebrity sightings
And please people, no discussion of my dissertation, recent therapy sessions, or my current medication regimen, unless initiated by me!
3 Comments:
Lucky for you and me that our telephone and email correspondence ended years ago, so there's been no recent decline.
Here's hoping your real friends call!
I do call, a lot, I just don't say anything when you answer. Don't you recognize my breathing?
Love you!
Get used to it, Lisa. Part of approaching forty means watching all your friends couple and nest. Then, you never hear from them again.
Prepare for it to get worse, then worse still. Also, get more cats.
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