required document as a condition of my release

I have been instructed to post something on Lisa's blog, or I won't be allowed to leave her apartment during my stay here in Brooklyn. It's a little claustrophobic for me here, what with all the knick-knacks. Don't get the wrong idea- I'm responsible for sending her a good portion of them over the years, and I'm flattered that she displays them still. But it is a little scary when I wake up in the morning. The main issue here is that Lisa needs to find a nice, stable guy, settle down together and start a family. I think that could be one way to reduce the room-dandruff, because she'd have to baby-proof the place at some point. Now, Lisa probably will not be very happy when she reads this, but I really am not a blogger at heart. Just a mom.