Famous last words...

1972: I’m not hungry for vegetables; I’m hungry for dessert.
8th grade: When I picked up that sick bat, I was just trying to help it.
9th grade: What does rum and Coke taste like?
11th grade: What is coke like?
12th grade: I’m not going back to high school; I’m going back to sleep.
1989: Your girlfriend is ok with this? – I mean, we’re housemates.
1991: You had a vasectomy? Well, I guess it’s ok if we don’t use a condom.
1992-2004: But you said you loved me.
1993: Mr. Rothberg, I would love to work here.
1985-2005: Just one more glass of wine/beer/gin and tonic and then I’ll leave.
1997: I’m going to stay in grad school, and get my PhD!
1999: Let’s just have sex now, so we can get some work done.
2000: Yes.
2001: I’ve always wanted to dye my hair black.
2003: One pound of the Turkish figs, please.
2004: Well, I’m not really into that, but ok, why not?
2005: You're not going to believe this, but I actually have a blog.


"I should never have switched from Scotch to Martinis."
-Humphrey Bogart, last words.