Tuesday, September 19, 2006

One upon a time...*


The tragic events of
Five Years Ago
July 7, 1941
September 11, 2001
9/11/01
April 1996
November 8th
June 15, 1920
the slave trade
Palm Sunday, 1965
last Tuesday
November 22, 1963
June 22, 1941
Dec. 6
the last several years
his personal and professional life
the last few days
this period

In a world of
ambient intelligence
woe
unstable electricity distribution
rising life expectancies
shit
networked knowledge
private capital markets
strangers
their own
business process outsourcing
software diversity
smart everyday objects
trouble
bandwidth-on-demand
increasing complexity and diminishing institutional power
spam

The heartbreaking story of
the prince that history forgot
friendship and love
a man who murders his wife
the prejudice she faced
an irretrievable loss
an Indian Air Force pilot
two Italian immigrant radicals
baseball legend Lou Gehrig
how the Hebrews won their release from Egyptian slavery
their renewed love
his children
the men who made it
her greatest love
our friend's friend

The bittersweet tale of
a misclaimed Civil War medal
baby ring-tailed lemurs
a young boy who’s worth getting to know
a dancer who finds her destiny
a fading starlet who must face a harsh reality
two boy geniuses
monstrous love
a life wasted by love
a roguish country singer
a girl who lives near a portal into Hell
a boy who escapes his poverty-stricken existence and becomes heir to a magical chocolate factory

*imagination brought to you by Google

3 Comments:

Blogger Kurt said...

Nothing compares to TEOSE, and I am humorlessly offended that you have included it on a list with other historic events that no one remembers and therefore don't matter anymore. You should be ashamed!

3:55 PM  
Blogger Frankkumon said...

Thousands of have quit their jobs and are making serious money using Google to write stand-up routines for George Carlin...and you can, too!!!

4:37 PM  
Blogger Karima said...

the cancellation of "90210" didn't even make your list of tragic events?

4:57 PM  

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